WHEN TRASH MEETS JUNK

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i was using my 2704 account and decided to start a quick ladder game on blueserver and then leave the game once it starts just to get my icon for that account . afterall i don't even know how to play a melee game , so why waste my time trying ?

logged in and saw hex there chatting ... wtf . he as usual , cocksiding over there in dota allstars ... swt ... then suddenly extgamer came there . i asked them to alt+q to ladder me so i can give them a free win , but hex was on chatbot and ext probably went already for another game . anyhow sum1 DID alt+q and i gamed him , but the moment it started i got dc-ed . watta heck . went out to dl mai otome ep 20 bcuz i just watched 19 and DAMN !!! I NEED MORE OF IT !!! wanna noe wat happens to arika and mashiro T.T

erm ok . anyway after i set my mirc up and was downloading at a range of 20-60kb/s , i decided to alt+q again . no one was up for a game , so i spammed the channel for people to ladder with me . next thing i knew , i was already loading a melee game against a guy named x-cutioner .

game started . i got undead .. 1st time in history im using it . i thought of leaving , but then i thought , what do i do after i leave ? nth to do ... so i thought AH-HAH ! i go browse forum and afk , let the guy build his army big big then come and atack me only to find out i was afk-ing and he had wasted his time . THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS . so i just stood there singing along to the song my winamp was playing , but soon after i got really bored and decided to simply play ... i simply sent my units to his base only to have them killed blindly . anyway , as i played on all i did was do what emus taught me last time ... i just kept sending waves and waves of my army only to everytime have them all killed . i did what emus taught me a long time ago - kept spamming my gold and lumber for buildings , units etc and rallied my barracks to the opponent's base while i was attacking .

anyway the stupid thing is all i did was spam gargoyles at the end game and kept on whacking the enemy ... he had nearly no units !! so ended up i chased him around the whole map and he finally gave u n left game ... and i wuz like oMG ! I WON !! damn , i should've used my primary account ( which has only a sad 0-1 result ) !! anyway that game was pretty nubish , im a nub and the opponent's as nub as me . but im still happy i won that game XDXD

now ... cant wait for mai otome !!! XD