NEVER SAY NEVER

hmm ... today woke up at 6 .. showered ... den sum asshole grandmother phoned my hp 10 mins b4 i left home ... she said `hello ? sini mana?` den i tell her `sini rumah saya lar !` den she keep asking same thing n i keep telling her same thing LOL so weird !! den finally she mumbled sumthin like `kamahan ! kamahan ada !?` den i `kamahan takda . kamahan takda !!!` wtf ... finally she put down da fon ... lolx !

den erm yea left for skool ... dad fetched . reached there ... gate wuz locked . saw 2 malaygirls sitting outside at the bus stop . went to the gate ... was locked . guard told me use da small gate . so entered lor ... den chat wit da guard abit ... told him why i was in skool , joke abit lor . kai hsien who was in his car watching my telatah fumbling with the gates finally came down ... den oni i realize it was his car dat was parking there all the while watching me trying to unlock the blardy door =.=

after dat mal came , eli came , den xf , den kl ,... toong piew julian wai kwan seong ling etc semua datang lar . den walked to 7-11 abit ... etc . chat chat chat till finally da bus arrived . we were like `eh is that da bus ?` den xf say `aiyah dun care la just simply masuk first ` LOL !! den mal saw da guard reading the Da Vinci Code O_O omfg ... damn civilized lar dis guard !! den kinda frenly wit me too XD den hmm on da journey to the bus .. me diam diam . at Universiti Malaya ( DAMN FRIKIN BIG ) we went down n queue den paid the rm98 fee ... which IMO is blardy overpriced !! went to dewan ceramah ... sat at the middle back row ... den got aircond lar .

stuffs like that . malay girls climbed in n stepped xf chair to reach the seats in front of us ... blardy dewan da sits all crammed like cinema seats like dat !!! so hard to go in and out !! den notes were distributed , an old ahpek with osama's janggut hairstyle came den start tlak cock n teach us junk for 1 hour ... den we rehat . mihun + teh tarik , but da mihun not nice 1 ... den went back in . me , mal n andy's Berjasa BM tuition teacher came n lecture us ! so yea he was da man lar ... funny as heck lar whole class keep laffing at his damn jokes ... even me XD but he teach kinda rubbish junk also lar to be frank ...

after an hour , third bengkel came Mr. Thunaiveloo or sumthin wateva his bangali name is called !! he is da BEST teacher !! he teach damn humourous , yet damn strict , and damn informative . whole dewan diam . but when he was giving an introduction he said `saya mau kamu semua tutup handphone , siapa saya dengar hp berbunyi , saya RAMPAS ! kamu mesti suruh ibu bapa datang jumpa kalau mau ambik balik` ... da moment he finish saying dat sum1's handphone went BEEEEEP !!! LOLOLOL WHOLE DEWAN LAUGHED ... oh well anywayz . he taught us rumusan , very well done . i came to da bengkel bcuz he gave us a damn good lecture in SMKBBSP when he came to promote da bengkel dat time ! he didnt disappoint me !

after that was makan tengahari . ate lor dat yucky bland-tasting nasi dunno wat u call it ... came with sambal fish . i dug out da meat of the fish without bones den makan , kinda sedap . but didnt eat anymore bcuz othe rparts of the fish full of BONES ... n i am onli given a SPOON . not to mention NO TABLE , we sit on corridor floors n stairs to eat 1 !! so din eat lor ... oh ya came with an apple and a Seamaster this time . den after tat went bak ceramah ...

blardy BORING TALK ! sum malay woman came in n teach us for 2 hrs . actualli she didnt realli teach , all she did was REPEAT WAT THE NOTA SAYS ! damnit ! i also can lar like dat , blarrrdy hell ! one special part of her is that during her intro she sang a syair , kinda nice her voice n her singing XD but other than that .. it was 2 hours of boredom ... kl , xf n eli took paper n start writing notes like MSN messenger like dat ... i bet less than 30% of the dewan was concentrating in that 2hr lecture ... den finally me n mal also join in play dat weird MSN note thingy . den i was admiring xf's feather-badge thing on her bag den she say gimme O_O yey XD kinda nice , wore it on me shirt till later on when we reach back skool ...

den anywayz . after da boring class we makan petang . vadai and sugar donut for tea time + teh tarik ! kinda sedap ! XD den went back class ... mr .thuraiveloo came again n teach us till 7 . very veyr good class he gave . RESPECT . samo he is damn frikin funny ... n his acting is damn gud ... i think can masuk bollywood !! XD

oh ya ... got 1 time during thuraiveloo's first class ... da aircond suddenly shut down dunnoz y . so den after 30 minutes the hall started becameing stuffy and hot ... so i looked around trying to find da organizers or staffs for the bengkel ... but no one wuz present ! so i decided to write an sms ! i typed out an sms which goes sumthin like dis :

`can u pls switch on the aircond in the hall ? its getting hot in here ! thx`

den i pinjam malcolm's pamphlet that was distributed to us two weeks ago ... den there got 4 numbers . 3 are handphone numbers . i dunno which number to send to so i ask eli to choose a number XD she chose da last one ... so yealar i sent da sms . immediately after i send , da indian organizer came in from da backdoor , walked alllll da way to the switch panel in front of the hall , n switch on da aircond ... when he walked back to where he came in from i said to him loudly `encik , aircond sudah buka ah ?` den he said yes ... mal sent him a thank you sms msg after tat ... den after the class i went n ask him if my msg reached his fon XD

oh yea got 1 more side-event !! da 1st class was HORRIBLE . the lecturer was speaking bullshit in front . he using Notes A . but he give us Notes B . cau cibai , we were sooo lost . so after the ceramah ended i went in front , find da workshop organizer , den i complained to him ... i told him to give us proper notes that fits the lecturer's topic in the next ceramah . he hesitated awhile den finally agreed ... XD

anywayz ... i tahan kencing damn many times edi ... i think total i tahan more than 2 hrs >_> bcuz da blardy hall ... i malas wanna walk out ... cuz im in da middle of the row n like i sed the seats r crammed like cinema seating , so its damn leceh to go out , so i ended up tahan kencing LOL XD i TRAINING my pundi kencing saiz !! can expand it this way ( maybe ) for future convenience !!

anyway later on sat da bus back to skool ... every1 was like soo active . singing songs dedicated to cik sim etc... especially dat xf n eli XD den hmm me juz diam diam sit alone lor T.T den finally reached skool . chat along time ... till finally everyone has left onli my parents arrived n we straight go dinner . considerably satisfing dinner , den went home , watch one episode of fruits basket dat xf pinjam me . shower then watch 2 more episodes ... damnit da 1st episode da first half daMNNN lame !!! i rasa muak watching da first half ! but then after tat things turned for the better n became damn funny n more spontaneous XDXD

now ... blogged ... so gonna tidur lor . ahahaha . nitez . was a tiring day ...