Friday, June 23, 2006

MUMMY FORWARDED ME A JOKE

ONE NIGHT 4 MBA STUDENTS WERE BOOZING TILL LATE NIGHT AND DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST WHICH WAS SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY.

IN THE MORNING THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE THEMSELVES LOOK AS DIRTY AND WEIRD AS THEY COULD WITH GREASE AND DIRT.

THEN THEY WENT UP TO THE DEAN AND SAID THAT THEY HAD GONE OUT TO A WEDDING LAST NIGHT AND ON THEIR RETURN THE TYRE OF THEIR CAR BURST AND

THEY HAD TO PUSH THE CAR ALL THE WAY BACK AND THAT THEY WERE IN NO CONDITION TO APPEAR FOR THE TEST.



THEN DEAN WAS A JUST PERSON SO HE SAID THAT YOU CAN HAVE THE RETEST AFTER 3 DAYS. THEY SAID THEY WILL BE READY BY THAT TIME. ON THE THIRD DAY THEY

APPEARED BEFORE THE DEAN. THE DEAN SAID THAT THIS WAS A SPECIAL CONDITION TEST.



ALL FOUR WERE REQUIRED TO SIT IN SEPARATE CLASSROOMS FOR THE TEST. THEY ALL AGREED AS THEY HAD PREPARED WELL IN THE LAST THREE DAYS.

THE TEST CONSISTED OF 2 QUESTIONS WITH TOTAL OF 100 MARKS.



SCROLL DOWN FOR THE QUESTIONS...

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Q1. WRITE DOWN YOUR NAME. ----- (2 MARKS)

Q2. WHICH TYRE BURST? ------- (98 MARKS)!!!

9 comments:

jakcrash said...

lol nice one XD

Anonymous said...

lol..haha

wallpaper said...

ehh realize da past 3 simultaneous posts r all pissed off n angry posts ? ok now , realize that there are SIX ( 6 ) comments for each of those posts ? now , what does that mean ?

it means SIX SIX SIX ... 666 , the devil's number !!

aint it lovely , even the devil noe how to show itself someway or another when i am in need of him !!

jkjk XD but realli , aint it such a pleasing coincidence ?? aint it aint it ?? XD

jakcrash said...

somehow i dont find that kind of coincidence pleasing...

Lovelly Andy said...

nice joke XD 666 is nothin for me....it just a number. can it kill u, i dont think so XP

wallpaper said...

lol yh sry din reply on msn ... cuz i noe chat wit u sure kenot stop !! i needed to sleep lol XD

den erm .. yea to me 666 juz another number as well XD but bcuz many ppl see it as the devil's number make it so special , so its kinda a nice coincidence oso XD but yen han ruined it !! T.T oh well lol

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