WAKE ME UP WHEN THE HOLIDAYS END

ok firstly ... when i went to shit juz now i saw a mosquito in d toilet flyin around , n wit my superhuman strength n superhuman dexteroty i slapped it straight into the wall . muhuhuahua , here's the result .


( No , I do not bring digicams when i go buang air besar ... this pic was taken after i shit finish )

then it was still alive after i finished shittin !! still wriggling but the blood stickin it to the wall o_o damn funny ... den after that went to phone dom n waited him out den me , him n yh dota-ed together ... nearly lost that game when we had 5v4 , wtf ! me n yh did considerably well XD

after that went n peed ... den see the mosquito on d wall . WTF STILL ALIVE ! so wateva la , decided to leave it there to see how long it can live :p then went n dota-ed again , etc etc , then dota-ed wit hex but nearly lost cuz of feeders ... lucky game rmk cuz 2 enemy leave .

den went to the toilet , saw the mosquito ... OMFG ... after 5 hrs from slappin , wats the result i get ? issit still alive , or issit dead ? here's the result :D


ROFL... all ants !!

then took the Ridsect , sprayed them n then took another pic ^^v



then after that dota-ed again ... randomed bone , HELL YEAH !! ... solo-ed and by lv9 i had 3.3k and 1 kill XD den went on n pwn pwn pwn ... den after mengwhye dc then we started to lsoe cuz cant push den shin blame me said `BONE NEVER PUSH` ... wtf but his score wuz like 0-6 n mine wuz a damn right beautiful positive score , can i be blamed for losing ? can i be considered as not pushing ? furthermore i was also hero killin , i dun see anythin wrg wit that , its a lot better than not pushing and feedin now aint it shin ? but i juz said `dont blame others` then kept quiet .

in the end won the game with the highest kills , but about 6 deaths while pudge ( forgot his name , clan fan member ) had 3 aegises ( tower dmg him less than 10 !! ) at the end of the game with slightly less kills than me , but 2 deaths oni ... nearly lost the game as well when we lost our raxes , lucky i bd even tho shin told me i sure fail cuz i too low dmg >_> tat game dom oso kena scolded by them for small things ... aiseh . i called them to shaddap , n dom called them sohai , then we all just kept quiet thru the rest of the game =.=

so its proven : my dota skills arent dead completely yet xD

but i still hate dota , every game got leaver , peepee-er, etc etc >__> killin time , wat to do , haf to resort to meaningless games like dota xD