EVEN THE WALKING DEAD CAN LAUGH

arghh ... i woke up at 12 cuz dom phoned me askin for dota ... told him i'll phone him back in an hour cuz i juz woke up . anyway he n yh went to play dota , after their game was over i logged in n we played a round of dota .

tis game early game it was even game ... then our team started owning due to good match up , etc . 629 is out and so i think icefrog dropped the idea of a sudden new version with multiple new heroes n items . he must've decided to put things slowly , nice decision there froggy .

anyway that game i was a gayass razor with 1.9k hp , +202 damage with avatar + radiance + chain lightning orb effect XD got godlike then die T.T

after that came out , chatted a bit on msn then went o2jamming with mun yee , sok mei and others that i duno ... stupid farkin server so farkin lag , sometimes me message oso kena delayed up to 10 seconds -.- and of course i pwned em xD tho i must say i suck harder than before a lot ...

just now there wuz lightning , my sis didnt wanna disconnect streamyx because she was still surfing the net or chattin or wateva ... so i plugged it forcefully , n then just went to bed after turning the speakers down by a teenee weenee lil bit ... woke up , had a nice dinner alone downstairs , watched a bit of TV on nickelodeon which was actually quite humourous n entertaining , that show i watched was titled Drake n Josh or sumthin xD

then came up , my sis yelling at me , she damn dumb la . yelling at me cuz i `didnt disconnect the route properly` n so i have to call streamyx hotline to ask them to disconnect my account ... well who the dumb one who was in charge of disconnecting it everytime it started rainin n thundering n lightning ? answer : my sis la who else . samo dare blame me for disconnecting wrong ? huhuhu asshole lar .

anyway went n phoned streamyx , bcuz if she dun call n i dun call then we dun get no net , so i call la being more sensible than her . got nice music on the phone dis time XD last time got LAME music ... now had nice music on play while my call was lining up to reach an open agent .

ok anyway after a while the agent , a girl with malay accent , picked up my line . here's our conversation .

Gal : Welcome to Streamyx Su...
Me : ( interrupting ) Hey hi can you please check my account for me ?
Gal : ( ignores me n go on spittin out her welcome message >_> )
Gal : Ok now, how may I help you ?
Me : ...Hi >_> can you please check my account for me ?
Gal : What's the username ?
Me : nylwp18 .
Gal : May I know your name , sir ?
Me : Ng Wei Ping .
Gal : Mr Ng , will u repeat ur username pls ?
Me : nylwp18 ...
Gal : B for Brunei ?
Me : Nono , P for pink .
Gal : Ok... hold on a minute sir .
( a moment passes )
Gal : I'm sorry , I couldn't find that username on our server .
Me : Har !?
Gal : New York London Washington Brunei ?
Me : ( dot dot dot... ) ....No ... the last one , its P for pink .
Gal : V ?
Me : NO !!! P for PINK , P for POWER !!!
Gal : V ??
Me : ( *thinking* Wat the fuck , u retard ! ) It's not V , it's P for power , and there's an 18 behind .
Gal : Sorry sir , we couldn't detect it . Let me repeat it again .
Gal : New York , London , Washington , Brunei .
Me : NO!!! Ok let me make this easier . P for POKEMON . Ok ? Got it ??
Gal : Ohhh hahahaha ! Kk , hold on for a moment sir .
( a moment passes )
Gal : Sorry I still can't find that username . Are you sure its not V ?
Me : Don't forget the one-eight behind .
Gal : Ohh ok . Who's the owner of the account ?
Me : ( Gives her my dad's name )
Gal : That account is currently connected to the net .
Me : Yeah exactly , that's the problem . Can you please disconnect it ?
Gal : Your account nylwp18 has been disconnected from our battery ( duno wtf is this ) server . Is there anything else I can do for you ?
Me : Nope , thanks for yer help... bye .