Laughter , the lamest way to cure urself .

These r from me mum ...

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Little Johnny went into a toy store. He took a toy plane and gave the
clerk fake money. The clerk told him, "Hey you, this ain't real money."
Little Johnny did not reply and continued to walk out the store.

The clerk yelled at Little Johnny again, "Hey you, this ain't real money."
Little Johnny continued out the store.

The clerk ran after Little Johnny and told him again, "This ain't real
money. Its so FAKE " Little Johnny finally replied, "And this ain't a real
plane."



A couple that already have 4 children was chating while watching TV in
thier own room, suddenly the wife ask the husband a few question

Wife : Dear, if i die before you, will you get marry again?
Husband : Maybe i'll get marry again. Cause our childern need someone to
look after
them.

Wife : If you remarry will you let her stay in our house?
Husband : Yes, cause this house is expensive, can't leave it empty right?

Wife : You'll let her use our room and toilet?
Husband : Yes, will be a waste of money to make another room and leave this
one empty.

Wife : You'll let her use my cupboard?
Husband : Oh yes, we have a 4 door cupboard can't leave it empty too.

Wife : What about our bed? you let her use it too?
Husband : Obviously, cause we just get this bed last month.

Wife : My shirt and towel too?
Husband : I can't give it to you sister right. Than let it go to waste i'll
let her use it.

Wife : My handbage, shoe and golf set too?
Husband : That i can't give her cause she like maroon color, her feet is
smaller than you she
wear size 5 and the golf set also cannot cause she's a left handed......

Wife : ??????!!!!!!!
Husband : (Thinking to himself) Oh Shit!!!