I SOLD UR ASS TO D PAWNSHOP

PORNSHOP !

just now woke up at 9 cuz me bro came n on the pc n started o2jammin , sorry to him but i terpaksa halau him cuz my pc makes so much noise i cant even rest >.< but thx to him i woke up early la , hes my weekend alarm clock =.=

left for klang bak kut teh at 11.30 . on the way my mum asked me bro `if u were to have to wish a choice between 1 million dollars or the best mum which will u choose ?` n me bro replied 1 million bucks ... because he already has the best mum in the world . this thing dam touching ... we saw it on a card being sold in a shop a few years back n so me lil bro wrote it down on his handmade mother's day card ... anyway after that my mum sed `im not d best mum in d world , im not d worst i tink i just in between la ... average mum` but shes wrg ... shes da best mum in da world any1 can ask for n same for me dad xD

ok cut the family love crap ... we went on n at the federal toll it was dead packed , felt like we were in a school of sardines den after a while realized `eh wtf we are U-turning !? the toll is closed !?` so me mum phoned me uncle who live in klang n asked wats wrong , he sed there's a heavy flood so thats y they haf to shut the highway access ... we would've took a long cut to klang but me younger sis frens coming to our house at 2 for the project so we didnt have the time , and instead we went to bandar sunway . i was singing `i am very hungry` song in english-hokkien which i simply made up on d spot using `I Am Cow` tune ... anyway we then go damansara to eat at a restoran famous for its Lam Mee ( duno wtf is dis , black colour thick soup ) . the mee is good , but to me the soup a bit too salty , but what the heck la ? food come eat sapu oni la dun complain . after that went straight home with half a can of Sprite which i didnt finish drinkin ...

n here me are . MMMMMMMMMUHUHUHUHUHUHUAHAUHAUHAUHAUAHUAHUA homework time T.T