SEX EDUCATION

hmmm tis mornin got a sex education ceramah ... so yea lor our class went lor ... our penceramah was some guy named Alan Yong ... he explained about PMS , n then he even showed pictures of a vagina and penis that is drawn 1 ... but draw until damn like real SWT ... samo the vagina lubang buka 1 wtf ... realli too much , but since its sex education i guess we nid to be more open abit lar ...

the main point of the ceramah was mostly to educate teenagers to not haf premarital sex ... then he gave damn alot of reasons n real life examples ... den he gave pictures of abortion cases where they show BABIES !! he showed more than 10 pictures total O_O all damn disgusting ... most of them the babies limbs and heads were already cut off from the body ... n da way he explain it damn disgusting !!

den he got 1 time say at the man toilet , the guys will automatically see other ppl's penis beside them to compare the sizes to see if theirs is too small or not ... den i asked him `eh i dun do dat 1 wor , do YOU do that ?` den he calmly replied ... `of course i dun do dat cuz normally its other people who look at mine instead !!` LOL ...

den he quite a funny fella lar , especially da way he talks and explains sex-related stuff , so we all realli had a gud gud laugh ... xD den end of it all got a Question & Answer session where students write questions on a paper n pass it to him ... den anyway ! got sum joker go ask him ... `portugal versus france who will win ?` LOL !!! den end of it choon mun wrote on a piece of paper `tfk will make ur height growth terbantut or not ?` de fela received the paper n stare at choon mun .. den replied `tak akan` lol ... choon mun was damn happy LOL ! den we also got a new term for masturbating . instead of tfk we now call it DIY !! lol XD

den later on recess ... ate chicken rice ... den went up den went down again for a minggu bahasa quiz ... DAMN STUPID !! so damn hard !!! tembak about 85% T.T all of us were copying each other lol XD but turned out the winner was dom , followed by yh and then tj ... DAMN !! they din copy also can win LOL !!! den got about 7 or 8 questions all harry potter-related ... damnit ... den got 1 question ask about bible wan so me was like wth ? DAMN BIAS !! T.T

oh yah did i mention ... i felt kinda lonely n bored n unactive after the sex edu ceramah ... so i went to wash face again like i did yesterday . turned out i became normal after tat ! it seems washing face can reactivate me XD

oh yah today i went skool wit coconut hair ! cuz normally i juz comb down den go parents room use hairdryer to blow my hair ... but today dey lock da room , so i malas wanna go dig out my dog's personal hairdryer to use ... n i duwan wake em up ... so i juz went to skool wit coconut head XD

end of it all ... curi curi keluar from bio class even tho teacher dun giv cuz i din do finish my work she say tak boleh balik ... den at kantin wit kl , dom , andy ... onli me din eat . i wanted nescafe but no more stock so ended up wit milo packet >.< chat chat chat then dom left den me n andy walked together ... andy left halfway to go berjasa ... den da one and only worthy food stall ( the chinese hawker food 1 ) is leaving in 2 weeks time !! T.T omg wat the hell ... after tat kantin gonna be a boring place aihzz ...

overall okok day lor , at least i had my share of fun ... xD