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hmm had an odd dream tis morning , dreamt i was in genting highlands wit dad n elder sis , den suddenly got tis perempuan tuatua dan arrogant sitting at tis counter , den we ask how much is the ticket to sit on a water scooter ride ? ( mario , pls dun ask me y genting got water scooter and water swimming pool thingy to scooter on ) den we buy da tickets , den she said we cannot masuk , for forget wat reason edi . den my dad marah n fark her off n merajuk n say he duwan go ride it anymore . den after tat i cant recall much , i juz remember we went up a lif den up the lif is like kawasan perumahan , samo its AT NIGHT , so i saw my sis n my dad rush to the other side of the road under da dark moonlit night even tho theres no car ... n i chased after dem ... den i woke up lor . anyway this is roughly just part of my dream , i cant realli recall it anymore >.<

n den well as usual i woke up n rushed for da bus XD

hmm .. skool was nice !! cuz i got a damn good seating position since we sit according to names cuz its exam time XD well i muz say tis fengshui is damn good ... compare wit my last year tis year seats , last year i sit bottom left corner , no can see board , no fan , no ppl to chat . tis year i sit top right , also no can see white board , no ppl chat , blablabla so on so forth .

so lar , i am like today damn gembira , but i duno tomoro still got tis fengshui anot . hope 2moro can remain da namelist seats . u noe y ? well im near the fan , not directly under , but near enuff to get sufficient and ngam ngam ho amount of wind . 2ndly , im seating behind yh which means i can pest him all the time XD den 3rd ly , wai bin is on my right , can chat wit him all cock stuff XD den toong piew is behind me , i can keep looking at his convenient watch for time ( which is kai hsien's ) and i kill boredom by turning ard looking at his exam papers XD keempat , ye fei is on my top right to chat n make fun of . kelima , tzu peng is on my left to copy answers from n malcolm is behind her to chat n to laff wit XD

soo is a dam frikin good fengshui man , i never get bored 1 ... holy crap ... den la 2day got many mini incidents .

oh ya u noe i pandai dreaming rite ? so 2day the BI essay keluar , i duno how to write ANYTHING , so i juz pilih the cerita bebas 1 dat they give a starting sentence n wrote a story ... i imagined i was dreaming n wat wud come out in my dream ? so in da end da plot is ... i slept in a bus , woke up , whole city abandoned , left me 1 fella , i jalan jalan n breakdown , suddenly i heard a petrol tank meletup , i run there , saw hungry black dogs , they look like Ravi ( JK ! ) , they were hungry and they transformed into black ghouls that look like N`aixes , den they ripped my right arm off . den suddenly the sky turun meteor rain , hentam me , i die , i bangun , rupa-rupanya my arm pain cuz i rest my head on it den no blood flow so rasa sakit , den i sigh relief , den tiba tiba i kedengaran bunyi meteor melepasi atmosfera dunia yang akan kiamat ini . THE END .

realli bullshit , realli like how one of my dreams wud go XD

den ... hmm i tell u a today wai bin realli REALLY pest !!! i turn my head to him abt 20 or more times edi juz answering his questions !! den got 1 time i sitting after rehat under da fan , tzu peng sit directly kat depan , den she like how to say sit crossleg , den damn revealing , so i fark her off to close it la ... damn distracting n feels kinda bad if i dun tell her lol , duno she angry at me or malu at her own perbuatan ? XD den hmm ... siti zakar veri diu , she fark me off the minute b4 exam start , WTF !!! say wan tampar me all dat bullshit , i juz ignore her n buat tak tau la diu ... den u noe cik dew ? she da nicest teacher tat teaches us , but she now oso prejudis me . semalam when we habis our paper n chatting while waiting for it to end , she came n said `andy u nowadays getting lazy , naughty n veri mischiveous` den i sampuk `YALAH hahahaha andy u damnnnnn nakal la , useless boi` den dat cik dew suddenly say `yah because he bergaul wit u so he now bcome like tat` me liek CHA DOU ... wtf ... feel like laughing to a mirror so malu lol ...

den today da BI paper i habis awal ... even tho i simply tembak , but dun care la ... so anyway ! wat i did was turn behind n see toong piew's paper , omfg , i had to tahan ketawa ! he write for summary the 1st sentence ... it goes like this . `Kite-flying among the people in the East Coast of Malaysia is MARCO POLO .` ok . i wuz liek wTF !!!! den when i laff mal asked y , den i told mal , mal laff non stop XD ... so anyway after tat corrected toong piew here n there la ... den he teach me abit of mandarin in the midst of his work , cuz i pest him to translate english words to mandarin XDXD

den dat blaaaaaaaaardy yh !! keep steal me botol air , itchy bastard ! but in da end of da day he lemme drink his water , hmmm , he must be trying to repent for his sins towards me mwahahahahha jkjk . oh ya BI paper was also considerably interesting cuz got a comic strip of PICKLES in there to read , laffed when readin it XD den ... hmm da 2nd question is about an advertisement tat says sumthin about obesity so i saw it i wuz like `yen hannnnnnnnn 2nd question they bincang abt u !` XD den 4th question was abt pest-control n wai bin n yh wuz liek insult n gb me , wtf , NOOB , need gb oni can kill me a ?? XD hmmm ... then when xf ask a question , she kinda ganjil abit , when i ask her she is like tak pasal pasal laffing ? i duno y ? she owez like to laff when tok wit ppl , so cheerful meh even when doin exam lol . oh ya den got 1 more time dom was hitting his chair wit his pen , wit some rhythm , so den i start drumming my fingers on da table n we both were like ba-bum-ba-bum-ba like bass liddat , samo both so serentak wahahha funni dat time XD den hmm ... dat waibin damn kotor taktik , he see xin li ( aka Lee CB ) from next door class go toilet , he terus rush out to toilet oso n asked her for jawapan for novel XDXD

den hmmm ... had a nice day la . i noe i say liao tat sentence many times but i wan say again n again , u dun giv a ? i had a niceday niceday niceday NICE DAYYY !! den went home ... o well there goes da golden fengshui ... feels good to be under da fan ..

oh yea andy ... diu . he is total opposite of me , his fengshui is HORRIBLE ! he fly to da top left of da class wit no1 to chat wit XD well ... babi la , he rehat dat time he complain his mee kari too much oil , so he go pour da soup into da longkang , den his brainless action make me n him both kena kari mee stain all over our shoes bcuz of da momentum pantulan selari seimbang selaras pelantunan kenyal n so the soup he poured hit da floor n bounced back to our legs =.=

aihzz ... tuition in a short short while more . gotta go take a fast shower , lunch n den leave to tuitionw it mal at abt 2.50 den walk back home at abt 5.45 T.T OH WELL ... EXERCISE ! EXERCISE ! since i so weakling >.<